Housewife Joke - Duties of Wives

I got this joke in my email and decided to share it .. .the three countries in the joke are Guyana - a country in South America but is considered part of the Caribbean and two islands in the Caribbean - Grenada and Trinidad and Tobago.


Enjoy.. hope it makes you smile! Trinis will find this funny!


Duties of wives..

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

Terry had married a woman from  Guyana and bragged that he had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

Jimmie had married a woman from  Grenada.  He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a  Trinidadian girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye.

Smile :-)